ABBY REGION
1 Jim$ v 4 Original Jim$
Jim$- Defending Gentleman of the Year
- He's a fucking gentleman
- Someday, people will tell tales of the Dierck$en administration and I will say that I was proud to be alive in such an era; properly coined as "The Dierck$en Era of Prosperity"
- Tried to not run this year
- A 3x godfather
- Only person to ever make Rick drink
Original Jim$
- Wealthy.
- Got beers for us when bar was closed.
- Supports the LG.
- Owns a country club.
- Has supplied us with many free meals.
- Invented the "cool breeze" style basketball lay up (behind the back under the legs)
- Excellent financial consultant
2 Joyce v 3 Jurgen
Joyce- People were leaving, it was the leaving time and people were leaving because it was the leaving time and people were leaving
- Called Olivia angular
- Got trapped in a rape van
- Kinda looks like a Carlos
- Bought Dmo and Ostrowe White Castle
- Allowed JMac and Ostrowe to spend 24 hours on his couch, and cooked us burgers
- Came up with the idea for the Chilean miner costume, end result being us showered with applause and picture requests
- His dance push up at Jim$ wedding led to another person doing a dance pushup
Jurgen
- Hosted a gentlemanly gathering at his palace
- Bought coffee for everyone
- Busted out the Jameson Special Reserve so we could have Irish coffee
- Vanity. $1600
- He would like to speak to a representative at the front desk so he will call someplace else. Thank you have a good night
- He is also a warrior having sustained the most bruises and cuts out of all of us.
- Steinbrenner of the CoG
TATA REGION
1 Ostrowe v 5 BP
Ostrowe- He doesn't desecrate the flag.
- Has a gentlemanly bachelor pad in Nyack
- OLH. OBT. O _ _
- El jefe do los mineros de Chile
BP
No Reasons
2 Mar v 6 Rob the Bartender
Mar- I've concluded that the only thing better than big titties is....BIGGER TITTIES!
- Was not sober once in Vegas.
- Taught a hook how to dougie so she wouldn't steal his camera
- Discovered that Night Fever makes all the girls take their clothes off
Rob the Bartender
- Enjoyed our shenanigans
- Kept serving all of us even though we were clearly hammered
- Chanted "T!I!T!T!I!E!S!" along with us
- "T! I! T! I! ... Wait I fucked up"
- Teach me how to Dougie
PRECIOUS REGION
1 Rick v 5 Brock Singleton
Rick- Randomly created and scored a sheep.
- He takes criticism and corrects his playlist.
- Volunteers his time at ARC to chaperone events, whereas ARC = the COG and events = any gathering of the COG
-Keeps Mike’s Pizza in business
- Kept Mar and Joyce alive on the streets of Baltimore
Brock Singleton
- Challenged Jim$ to a cotton candy eating contest at a Pirates Game
- Let us stay in his house that smelled like piss
- Took us out in Pittsburgh to meet college chicks
- Has a dog that a stripper left at his house once after sleeping with him
- Shit his pants on the flight back from India this summer
- Defended our country and takes down Big Lenny
- Drives without a shirt in West Virginia.
- A true gentleman.
- Lemonadey!
2 Poppers v 3 JMac
Poppers- Clubster
- Can grow a fantastic wedding beard
Jmac
- Brought imported onion dip to Daryl's Mansion Warming Party
- Created "Daryl's Mansion Warming Party" song
- Brought Mrs. Joyce flowers for mother's day
- Chipped in for Mother's Day dinner with the Ostrowe family
- Rich
- Handsome
- A Godfather
- Only person to hook up at Jim$ wedding
THE REDHEAD REGION
1 Dmo v 5 Gary Williams
Dmo- Beat up Criss Angel
- Won millions in Vegas
- Looks at chicks applications
- Run the Gentlemanly Fantasy Football league
- The cornerstone of the CoG
- Owner and operator of Club Tit$
Gary Williams
- Bangs college slimmies
- Likes to eat wings and booze
- Works for a gentlemanly university
- Was awarded the 2010 ACC Coach of the Year
- Made the fist pump cool before Jersey Shore
2 Daryl v 3 Eddie O
Daryl- "I just built Rio the Snowman. He is lacking all major appendages including stick arms. He has no carrot nose because I was too goddamn lazy to get a carrot, and I lack coal or a corn cob pipe to complete the illusion..."
- "I usually disappear into convenience stores and show up at the bar again, 45 minutes later, holding a bag of Doritios. This is what I'm told happens anyway"
- Taught his kidney spanish so it could play on the Mets. It batted .294 with 10 HRs and 72 RBIs. .992 Fielding Percentage
- 6 Martinis at the wedding
Eddie O
- He is married to a gentlewoman.
- He drinks straight bourbon.
- He is a known gentleman.
- He scored 4 touchdowns in one game.
- He just got peg a fork.
- Squats 400 lbs. at the gym.
- 500lb if listening to Baby I Like It
May the god bless you forever
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