Abby Region
1 Jim$ v 3 Jurgen
Jim$- Defending Gentleman of the Year
- He's a fucking gentleman
- Someday, people will tell tales of the Dierck$en administration and I will say that I was proud to be alive in such an era; properly coined as "The Dierck$en Era of Prosperity"
- Tried to not run this year
- A 3x godfather
- Only person to ever make Rick drink
Jurgen
- Hosted a gentlemanly gathering at his palace
- Bought coffee for everyone
- Busted out the Jameson Special Reserve so we could have Irish coffee
- Vanity. $1600
- He would like to speak to a representative at the front desk so he will call someplace else. Thank you have a good night
- He is also a warrior having sustained the most bruises and cuts out of all of us.
- Steinbrenner of the CoG
Tata Region
1 Ostrowe v 2 Mar
Ostrowe- He doesn't desecrate the flag.
- Has a gentlemanly bachelor pad in Nyack
- OLH. OBT. O _ _
- El jefe do los mineros de Chile
Mar
- I've concluded that the only thing better than big titties is....BIGGER TITTIES!
- Was not sober once in Vegas.
- Taught a hook how to dougie so she wouldn't steal his camera
- Discovered that Night Fever makes all the girls take their clothes off
Precious Region
1 Rick v 2 Poppers
Rick- Randomly created and scored a sheep.
- He takes criticism and corrects his playlist.
- Volunteers his time at ARC to chaperone events, whereas ARC = the COG and events = any gathering of the COG
-Keeps Mike’s Pizza in business
- Kept Mar and Joyce alive on the streets of Baltimore
Poppers
- Clubster
- Can grow a fantastic wedding beard
The Redhead Region
1 Dmo v 2 Daryl
Dmo- Beat up Criss Angel
- Won millions in Vegas
- Looks at chicks applications
- Run the Gentlemanly Fantasy Football league
- The cornerstone of the CoG
- Owner and operator of Club Tit$
Daryl
- "I just built Rio the Snowman. He is lacking all major appendages including stick arms. He has no carrot nose because I was too goddamn lazy to get a carrot, and I lack coal or a corn cob pipe to complete the illusion..."
- "I usually disappear into convenience stores and show up at the bar again, 45 minutes later, holding a bag of Doritios. This is what I'm told happens anyway"
- Taught his kidney spanish so it could play on the Mets. It batted .294 with 10 HRs and 72 RBIs. .992 Fielding Percentage
- 6 Martinis at the wedding
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