Jurgen v Mar
Jurgen- Hosted a gentlemanly gathering at his palace
- Bought coffee for everyone
- Busted out the Jameson Special Reserve so we could have Irish coffee
- Vanity. $1600
- He would like to speak to a representative at the front desk so he will call someplace else. Thank you have a good night
- He is also a warrior having sustained the most bruises and cuts out of all of us.
- Steinbrenner of the CoG
Mar
- I've concluded that the only thing better than big titties is....BIGGER TITTIES!
- Was not sober once in Vegas.
- Taught a hook how to dougie so she wouldn't steal his camera
- Discovered that Night Fever makes all the girls take their clothes off
Rick v Daryl
Rick- Randomly created and scored a sheep.
- He takes criticism and corrects his playlist.
- Volunteers his time at ARC to chaperone events, whereas ARC = the COG and events = any gathering of the COG
-Keeps Mike’s Pizza in business
- Kept Mar and Joyce alive on the streets of Baltimore
Daryl
- "I just built Rio the Snowman. He is lacking all major appendages including stick arms. He has no carrot nose because I was too goddamn lazy to get a carrot, and I lack coal or a corn cob pipe to complete the illusion..."
- "I usually disappear into convenience stores and show up at the bar again, 45 minutes later, holding a bag of Doritios. This is what I'm told happens anyway"
- Taught his kidney spanish so it could play on the Mets. It batted .294 with 10 HRs and 72 RBIs. .992 Fielding Percentage
- 6 Martinis at the wedding
May the God bless you forever
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