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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Title Track (12.15.09)

We now take time out from the Gentleman of the Year voting to bring you some random musings from a Piccinich

Re: Tiger Woods. The most debated question these days is what his sponsors should do. Everyone has been asking Nike, Gatorade, American Express, and AT&T how they are going to handle the situation. However, the first shot was fired by Accenture who dropped Woods on Sunday. This move will provide them more exposure and positive press than actually sponsoring Woods. They will forever be linked to Tiger by no longer being linked to him.

As of today, the story has appeared on the cover of the New York Post for 17 straight days. Just 2 short of the record. 9/11. UPDATE: On Friday Nov. 18 Tiger made his 20th straight cover. He now holds the record. Unreal

I would imagine porn on blu-ray would be more disturbing than titillating. Unless of course they had all the make-up in the world.

Here is an interview I did for AlliSports.com. 10 questions are mine. I planted some fake ones in there too. Whoops.

Introducing a new CTS feature: Photo of the Day. Check the Twitter feed on the left daily for new pics.

Jersey Shore is awful. But sucker punches will forever be known as Snookie Punches

Here is my only thought about Syracuse basketball now being a #1 seed in Professor Lunardi's most recent Bracketology. :-D

Words of Wisdom: If you are drunk, don't think you can beat Danielle in Dr. Mario. Note: May also be true if you are sober. But I have no proof.

Waking up not in a bathtub of ice is something I look forward to every morning.

When I was in elementary school. I got fooled by the old "Your epidermis is showing" gag. When I got home, I asked my mom if I could get them back with any weird thing. She told me to ask people if they had fallopian tubes. This TFLN is much worse:
(801): so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me

Sam Anderson reviews the Michael Jordan biography he wrote when he was 13. Epic.

This website will give you random things to do on any given day. I wonder if one of the things is to click on the lever 100 times in a row?

Greatest Palindrome ever? Taco Cat

Bulletin Board Win. I love meat. No Homo.

According to Billboard. Nickelback is the band of the decade. Let that sink in.

It is depressing that I have reached the age that Hollywood is already remaking movies from my youth. But if I were to tell me Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe were remaking Robin Hood, that would be something I'd be interested in

Ten Random Songs for This Post:
1) In To Deep - Genesis
2) Work - Jimmy Eat World
3) 21st Century Digital Boy - Bad Religion
4) Cryin' - Aerosmith (God Bless 1990's Alicia Sliverstone's)
5) Daughter - Pearl Jam
6) Centerfold - J. Geils Band
7) You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette
8) Poison - All Time Low
9) Can't Take My Eyes Off of You - Frankie Valli
10) Manhattan - Kings of Leon

For the half of a century no mortal has disturbed them. In pace requiescat!

1 comment:

The Dan They Call Ostrowe said...

"Words of Wisdom: If you are drunk, don't think you can beat Danielle in Dr. Mario."

Not one of my finer moments