Title Track (9.7.09)

I told myself that I needed to start doing more Title Tracks. Then the mustache contest started and I didn't want to disrupt the flow, so I now present this Title Track which is no longer timely, but it is two months in the making.

I quote movies so much, that people assume that somethings I say, despite being Nick Casanova originals, are from movies. Here are some of the recent ones: - In the city Up is only being shown in 3D. That is horse-hockey. I don't need to see Up in 3D, I am perfectly fine with only seeing two dimension. $12 is a lot for a movie. Now if this was a movie endorsed by Billy Mays and they threw in a fourth dimension for free, I would definitely pony up $17. Nothing like seeing an old man bend time and space. (Ed. Note: I said that a couple days before his untimely passing) - You're telling me this table is reserved? Why is that? Is it waiting until it is married to have sex?

I have recently become a Kings of Leon fan. However, my one issue with them is that there is a song called "Use Somebody" on the same album as "Be Somebody." The songs are not any way similar or related. It just seems like a song title cop out to me.

Go-Gurt is specially made to thaw by lunch time. Uhh what?

Joyce: Excuse me. Did you go to Maryland?

Girl: Uh, no

Joyce: Oh, because you kind of look like their mascot

Girl: Isn't their mascot a Terrapin? Are you saying I look like a turtle?

Joyce: Yea, you look like him

Joyce: Is it your birthday? Girl: (Confused) Uh. No. Joyce: Do you still want to Riiiiiiide

Hurling and Gaelic Football are awesome

Here is an arbitrary list of my Favorite NYC Parks which you did not ask for.
Central
Madison (Two reasons. Views of the Flat Iron. My favorite NYC Building. And Shake Shack)
Union
Washington (So long as there are no zombies there)
Battery
Gramercy (Only Gramercy residents are worthy enough for our park)

I Googled Dancing with the Stars. (Don't ask) I was shocked when Wikipedia was not in the top half of the results

New CoG Facts: Mar is Joyce's twin. Ostrowe looks like Joey Fatone Jim$ last name is Hendrickson Rick looks like Ralph Macchio Jmac looks like Zac Effron Dmo looks like Lurch from the Addams Family Lois was the MVP of Freedom Fest

(Jim$ walks in)
All CoG Members: Mr. Diercksen!
Lois: What's your first name?
Jim$: Mr.
Lois: No really.
Jim$: M.R. My mom wanted to name me Mark Robert and my dad wanted to name me Michael Ricardo, so they just used initials.

Saw a bag on the subway. The label made me want to vomit Jacobs By Marc Jacobs For Marc by Marc Jacobs In collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs

In the song "Africa" by Toto, there is a line:

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do whats right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure whats deep inside, frightened of this thing that Ive become

The Serengeti part is kind of awkwardly stuffed in there. Its like they said "Hey we are writing a song about Africa, but haven't mentioned the Seregheti yet"

There is a great website I read everyday called 1000 Awesome Things. And wouldn't you guess it, their whole shtick is writing about a different "awesome" thing everyday. Allow me to add one of my own: When you are listening to a playlist on random, and a great song comes on. (ie White Houses)

Two Biggest Turn-offs
1) Smoking
2) Girls who use the phrase "Hey you"

Rick dons the three wolf moon shirt
Me: I can't wait to ride the train in this shirt
Dorf: You can't wait to run train in that shirt?

Dear Mar, How's Abby

How's pizza?

I'm a gentleman, let's make it happen

D - I was trying to book a flight to go to South Africa for the World Cup, but everything is booked or expensive
Me - You don't want to go there anyway. There are aliens everywhere
D - Pity laugh
K - What?!
D - Yea I don't know what you're talking about either
Me - Yea...Guess I shouldn't reference movies that are only three weeks old

Rashad Evans one punch KO of Chuck Liddell earned him a ton of money
LeGarrette Blout's one punch KO of Byron Hout cost him a ton of money
Maybe he can get a UFC contract. But of course, this was just a segway so I could point out the greatest Game Day sign of the young year.

Overheard in central park -We could go there to eat (Points at tavern on the green) -Eww, no, I don't want to eat at a tavern, that's gross

And lastly, I leave you with this: