This title bout is scheduled for one fall and is for the COG/CTS/GCOE Cheesy Mustache Championship of the World.
Fighting out of the Bushy Corner
Monopoly Guy
Occupation: Businessman/Entreprenuer/Jim$
Mustache Type: 1940's Walrus
Details: Rich Uncle Pennybags aka Milburn Pennybags aka Stanley Monopoly has the most expensive mustache in the tournament. Although he was created in the 1940's, TMG was created in Jim$ image. Sounds impossible, but I assure you it involves a time machine, the space time continuom, a DeLorean, and alternate realities. Further proof: The Monopoly Guy's wife is named Abby
Fighting out of the Groomed Corner
Geraldo
Occupation: TV Tabloid Talk Show Host
Mustache Type: The Hungarian
Details: Geraldo's stache has a resume as strong as a seasoned MMA fighter. It once acted as a shield when a chair was thrown at his face. And it once scissor-kicked Angela Lansbury. When Geraldo asks two-timing, druggie, asshole boyfriends a question. They tell him the truth.
Ostrowe: Cinderella story here
Rick: Two long shots: 12 seed v 14 seed
O: Monopoly Guy has the edge when it comes to experience, but not buy much
R: He also has the money edge
O: If it was up to Geraldo he would go directly to jail
R: We know who Bill O'Reilly will be voting for.
O: Abby? What would the subject be if Geraldo ever had Monopoly Guy on his show?
R: Why does Monopoly Guy tear down houses to build hotels on shitty street in in AC?
O: Maybe something about how his fortune is recession proof? It seems to be working for him
R: Maybe a positive fluff piece about him providing free parking
O: Or something about trouble coming in from out of state
R: He also won a beauty pageant
O: Every mustache dies baby, that's a fact. But maybe every mustache that dies will someday grow back
R: Have you ever seen a cheesy mustache being dyed for national TV? If you've ever seen that mustache, you've seen Geraldo. I completely underestimated Geraldo. I am almost ready to jump on his bandwagon. He is like St. Joes, Memphis, and George Mason combined
O: Monopoly Guy has once again proved that our voters are easily influenced by wealth
R: Isn't he based on Jim$?
O: I have a feeling we may have mentioned that before
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