You Know You're A Piccinich When....

Dmo decided that he wanted to skiing at least once this season so in early January we looked at the calendar and decided that Super Bowl Saturday looked good. I raved to him about Okemo so we decided we could try to make a hike up there. The Squareboobs Mountain Estate is a short walk from the lift so we asked her early in the week if there was any chance we could crash there.
On a good day, it is about a 4 hour hike up to Ludlow, Vermont, but the quality of the mountain makes it worth it. We planned on leaving Friday night and of course a monsoon hit the area and it poured starting at 9AM and lasted well into the night. Nonetheless we maintained a positive attitude and if necessary we ready to brave the storm.

6:50 - Rick gets home from a long day of work and finishes packing.

7:15 - Dmo arrives to pick up Rick after a long day of sitting on the couch. But in his defense he did have a long commute this morning from his bed upstairs to the couch downstairs.

7:20 - While attempting to leave, Dmo does not unlock his car doors which leads to us having to stand in the rain for longer than desired.

7:30 - We stop at Fitzys to see what numbers Dmo has in the box pool. 6-3 Patriots isn't as bad as the 9-9 that Dmo was expecting. It stands to be noted that when we walked in Tommy and Diane were slow dancing by the dart board.

7:35 - Terry and Tommy bid us adieu and hope we have a safe trip.

7:43 - We get on the highway and instantly visibility is at about 10 feet. This is going to be a glorious ride. ETA is about 1:00AM right now

7:55 - We call Squareboobs to ask about weather conditions up north and tell her our ETA. Things don't look good.

8:04 - We get to 684 and visibility falls to about 8 feet. We begin to question the trip.

8:06 - We call Squareboobs back to tell her we are not going to make it. She is very understanding. Fine character. After 30 minutes of driving we are only 20 minutes away from home. That would have made for a depressing drive.

8:07 - We turn around and head back to Fitzy's. Can't wait to see the look on Terry's face.

8:21 - Of course as we approach the bridge the rain slows down and we are now making good time back.

8:23 - Of course as we get on the bridge traffic comes to a stand still as the radio informs us there are accidents on the northbound and southbound lanes of the bridge.

8:35 - To pass the time, we send Abby a "How's Evelyn" text message.

9:08 - We finally make it to Fitzys, Terry is glad we are still alive.

9:45 - Anfron arrives.

9:50 - While playing a game of Horse (darts), Joe the Bartender grabs Rick's ass. He turns around 30 seconds later and realizes that I am not who he thought I was. But he crowned my ass. And I let him off the hook.

9:58 - Tara does know what's worse: a guy grabbing my ass, or a girl grabbing my ass.

11:20 - After playing darts against Bobby, who may or may not have been in a metal band, Anfron and Dmo decide we are going to Lace.

11:45 - We make it to Lace a full hour and fifteen minutes before we would have gotten to Okemo.

12:30 - Still no strippers have talked to us.

12:45 - A stripper comes over and when she asks Anfron is she can give him a lap dance he tells her that he is winded. Rick and Dmo start laughing, and the stripper walks away. That right there is the story of our life.

1:10 - Erin Andrews is here tonight. But she stays away from us.

1:20 - Standing next to the lap dance area is sad and hilarious at the same time, the guys in there getting multiple lap dances are......I don't even know.

1:30 - Rick and Anfron throw Dmo under the bus. Then Rick throws Anfron under the bus.

1:45 - Dmo drops Rick off at home vowing to call him at 6:00AM so they can go snowboarding.

10:30 - Rick and Dmo wake up.

2:20 - Anfron picks up Rick and Dmo from their houses to go to Mountain Creek.

6:00 - Anfron fucks an Asian right in her ass on the gondola.