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Monday, March 05, 2007

Big East Tournament

IT STARTS WEDNESDAY. I'M SO EXCITED, THIS WHOLE POST WILL BE IN CAPITALS.

JUST FOR THE RECORD
SYRACUSE FANS:

  1. ME
  2. WALTER (HIS FATHER IS AN ALUM)
  3. SUSAN (WALTER HOOKED HER)
  4. BOBBY (WANTS TO BE LIKE DAD)
  5. JOHNNY (WANTS TO BE LIKE DAD)
  6. NORBERT (AFRAID OF EVIL DEREK)
  7. STEVE (LIKES THE GRASS THERE)
  8. MARY (THINKS GMAC IS DREAMY)
  9. SUSAN JR. (WANTS TO BE LIKE MOM)
  10. VICTOR (FAMILY CONNECTION)
  11. LYNCHY (RI REPRESENT)
  12. BAILEY (LABS AND HUSKIES DON'T GET ALONG)
  13. MOLLY (THINKS OTTO WOULD TASTE GOOD)
  14. BRUCE (ORANGES ARE MORE FRIENDLY THAN HUSKIES)
  15. BOB COSTAS (COSTAS NOW)
  16. MARV ALBERT (YESSSSS!!!)
  17. THE POPE (LIKE TO VACATION IN SYRACUSE, ITALY)
  18. MOTHER TERESA (LITTLE KNOWN FACT, WANTED TO BE BURIED THERE)
  19. TOM BRADY (HE IS HANDSOME)
  20. DICK CLARK (HE WILL NEVER DIE)
  21. SAMUEL L. JACKSON (NEED I SAY MORE)
  22. ALEC BALDWIN (THE GREATEST ACTOR OF ALL TIME)
  23. MASON FLORIDA (THE MOST LIKED PERSON IN AMERICA)

PEOPLE WHO LIKE UCONN:

  1. TARA
  2. SEBASTIAN (HE'S STILL A COOL DOG)
  3. MARIA CONLON (TARA'S ARCH ENEMY)
  4. EVIL COUSIN DEREK (PURE EVIL)
  5. HITLER (CAUSE OF WWII)
  6. KIM JONG IL (A-HOLE)
  7. TED BUNDY (MASS MURDERER)
  8. SKELETOR (HAS A SKULL AS A HEAD)
  9. MR. SHICKADANCE (ANNOYING LANDLORD)
  10. THE OFFENSIVE LINE OF THE 1982 MINNESOTA VIKINGS
  11. JAR JAR BINKS (ARGUABLY THE MOST ANNOYING STAR WARS CHARACTER EVER)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

YOU FORGOT YOUR MOTHER UNDER "FANS"
SHE VISITED THE MENS ROOM WHILE WE WERE THERE AND FOUND IT INTERESTING.
"YOU GUYS STAND SIDE BY SIDE WHEN YOU PEE?"

Anonymous said...

bah, many people do not know that skeletor is also dmo's putter

and in response to your previous post, i cant possibly make money using j's t's when you're constantly using their massiveness as a beach umbrella while you vacation year-round in the bahamas