Title Track (11.20.06)

What's the best cure for not being able to concentrate enough and/or find enough motivation to write a paper due tomorrow? Why a title track of course.

Is there spooning in hell?

On Friday when I turned on the TV and saw that Bo Schembechler had died I was in shock. It was similar to the previously chronicled "Duke Lacrosse Players are Innocent" face, except that I walked around for the rest of the day muttering "I can't believe Schembechler died." It got to the point that even Tara said it at one point to get a good laugh out of both of us.
1) As if ABC/ESPN didn't need yet another angle to talk up for the game. They spent the last 10 days talking about the game and this was practically another "gift" for them. (And you wonder why I'm going to hell)
2) I had been following the growth of the Dead Schembechlers, a punk band, which both Espn and Deadspin had made pretty big deals of. Sucks to be them eh. As a post script, Saturday night the band annouced that they were disbanding at a concert of theirs and that the proceeds of the show would go to a charity of the Schembechler Family's choice.
3) I find it interesting that a number of people thought that the game should not be played because they thought Schembechler was currently coaching the Wolverines

ATL: Straight People are Gross

So for those who don't know, Boca was a great time. Here are some quick highlights:
- $500/night room that even Jim$ would be pleased with
- Jerry Rice told me that the Redskins are packing it in for the rest of the season
- Brett Hull tapped me on the back and said: "How's it going buddy?"
- I jumped into the ocean with my cell phone in my pocket, sending it into a coma which it will never wake up from. That makes three broken/lost phones since the Preakend of 2005
- I didn't get stabbed 15 minutes before leaving
- While standing outside I was approached by some rich guy who asked me to valet his car
- I pulled up to the extremely fancy hotel in a limo and you could see anticipation on some of the faces outside of the car, then when a creepy hood guy got out of the limo they were all dissapointed.

The PS3 release came and went and it had to be more chaotic than anyone anticipated. People were shot...that's crazy.

You know what I bet is a very delicious place to live: Sandwich, Mass.

So imagine that we are neighbors. We both are farmers. One day your donkey comes onto my property and bites off the feet of my rooster. Where does that leave you? You have two feet of my c _ _ k in your a$$.

All I know is that they are all I can see

All I know is that if OJ did it got cancelled for a good reason. This was even above Fox

All I know is that if Michigan plays OSU in the National Championship I wouldn't be dissapointed

All I know is that I love college basketball

All I know is that maybe I spoke too soon about the Orange

All I know is that I just gave the Orange the Kiss of Death

All I know is that that is enough of that

And that is all she wrote