Title Track (4.18.06)

Introducing from Congers, NY. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall and weighing in at 185 lbs. Your NEW Korean Rummy Champion!

You Know it's spring when the neighborhood children are playing on the track equipment

Joey O: When I was your age, I was jumping fences and setting records.
Rick: Where are these records kept?
Joey O: Where did you go to high school?
Rick: Clarkstown North.
Joey O: They're there

In reference to the lack of a DNA match to a Duke lacrosse player, I can't remember the last time I stood in front of the TV thinking to myself, "That is so Friking huge." It approaches OJ level, but in the words of Dmo, "Nothing will ever reach OJ level."

It's sad that I grew up in a time where the name "Magic Johnson" is no longer inherently funny to anyone.

Over/Under on how long Jon milks his "blindness" for: June 12

Julianne Mason's quote at night.

Beep Bop Boop Bip

That was good enough reason to walk out of Fitzy's on Friday. We never thought it would be topped. But good thing we stuck around or else we would have never learned of the Dirty Galligan.

R: It's a biting wind.
S: Does Frigid fit?
R: I was describing what it is like outside right now, that's not in the crossword.

The USA Today claims that Connecticut doesn't get hit by lightning. Wait, what?
The USA Today claims that Connecticut doesn't get hit by lightning. Weird.

While doing research on a recent project I found a site which gave participation statistics for young girls. For some reason dancing was not on the list but Soft Darts, shooting, and muzzleloading was on the list.

I hate stupid people.

Man, I'm so tired.

Hell week is almost over, I've been in the library for almost 30 hours since Sunday.

America is not ready for "United 93"

Over/Under for Taste pictures: 80 (Over wins)

Row, Row, Row, your boat

Man this is a piss poor post

Good morning, and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!